Totally Fake Dispensaries in Wisconsin
420 Imaginary Blvd, Milwaukee, WI 53202
414-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Milwaukee, WI 53203
414-555-0202
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Blvd, Madison, WI 53703
608-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Madison, WI 53704
608-555-0404
Mon-Sun 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Daydream Drive, Green Bay, WI 54301
920-555-0505
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fantasy Farm Road, Green Bay, WI 54302
920-555-0606
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Phantom Plaza, Kenosha, WI 53140
262-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
500 Mirage Mesa Lane, Racine, WI 53403
262-555-0808
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Stardust Stroll, Appleton, WI 54911
920-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
10 Cloud Nine Court, Waukesha, WI 53186
262-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Milwaukee, WI 53206
414-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Wishbone Way, Eau Claire, WI 54701
715-555-1212
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Pretend Pass, Oshkosh, WI 54901
920-555-1313
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Janesville, WI 53545
608-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
15 Dream Desert Drive, Appleton, WI 54912
920-555-1515
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Fantasy Freeway, Madison, WI 53705
608-555-1616
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Mirage Market, Kenosha, WI 53141
262-555-1717
Mon-Sun 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Nope Street, Racine, WI 53404
262-555-1818
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Cloud Nine Court, Milwaukee, WI 53207
414-555-1919
Tue-Sat 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Fantasy Farm Road, Eau Claire, WI 54702
715-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Badger State tenacity. Burrows into your imagination lik...
by Badger State Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As dreamy as a cheese cave in peak aging season, Cheesehead Blue Dream soars ...
by Cheesehead Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Wholesome as Wisconsin farm country but as imaginary as cannabis legalization...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Wisconsin sunset over Lake Michigan, this fictional Granddaddy Pu...
by Great Lakes Cannabis Collective
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as the first morning of deer season, Northwoods Sour Diesel is ...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Badger Heirloom collection. Ancestral Wisconsi...
by Badger Heirloom Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-aged fictional Gelato from the Cheesehead Reserve. As creamy as Wisco...
by Cheesehead Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Small-batch fictional Runtz from the Dairyland farm. As sweet as Wisconsin co...
by Dairyland Small Batch Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Shoreline boutique Ice Cream Cake from Wisconsin's fictional Great Lakes cann...
by Great Lakes Boutique Buds
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Wild-grown fictional MAC 1 from the Wisconsin Northwoods where alien cannabis...
by Northwoods Outdoor Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Island-grown fictional Jack Herer from Lake Superior's 22 imaginary cannabis ...
by Apostle Islands Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from Door Peninsula sun, where the cherry orchards and imaginar...
by Door County Sun Grown
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Brewcity Bud Emporium
Hosted by: Badger State Flower Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Lakefront Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Cheesehead Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Mad City Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Door County Cannabis Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
State Street Smoke Spot
Hosted by: Great Lakes Cannabis Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:00 PM
Titletown Terpene Shop
Hosted by: Northwoods Edible Arts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Madison UW Herb Hub
Hosted by: Dairyland Dispensary Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:20 PM
Fox River Valley Cannabis
Hosted by: Apostle Islands Resin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Cheesehead Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Titletown Terpene Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Waukesha West Shore Herb Bar
Hosted by: Kettle Moraine Cannabis Reserve
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Milwaukee Near North Side Cannabis
Hosted by: Dairyland Pre-roll Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)