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Appleton Lawrence University Leaf Lab

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Near Lawrence University, this fictional leaf lab applies academic rigor to imaginary strain research and fake terpene analysis.

15 Dream Desert Drive, Appleton, WI 54912
920-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Door County Sun Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from Door Peninsula sun, where the cherry orchards and imaginar...
by Door County Sun Grown
Door County Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry-sweet fictional sativa from Door County's cherry and strawberry im...
by Door County Sun Grown
Door County Hash House Cherry Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 72.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cherry-country fictional rosin from the Door County Hash House. All the artis...
by Door County Hash House
Door County Extracts Sunset Sherbet Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Watch a Door Peninsula sunset while vaping this fictional Sunset Sherbet dist...
by Door County Extracts
Door County Cherry Runtz Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Cherry-Runtz fusion fictional chews from Door County, where cherry meets cann...
by Door County Cherry Chews
Door County Cherry Chews Ice Cream Cake
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Ice Cream Cake-flavored Door County cherry chews. As sweet as a Door Peninsul...
by Door County Cherry Chews
Door County Wellness Peninsula Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 9.0%
$48.00 / 1 patch
All-day fictional relief patch from the Door Peninsula. Apply before your fis...
by Door County Wellness Patch
Door County Doobies Sour Diesel Regular
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 22.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Quaint fictional Sour Diesel pre-roll in the Door County artisan tradition. F...
by Door County Doobies

Satire Ends Here

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