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Brewcity Bud Emporium

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Milwaukee's most famous fictional dispensary. Beer City imagines a world with cannabis too. Both are served cold here.

420 Imaginary Blvd, Milwaukee, WI 53202
414-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Badger State OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Badger State tenacity. Burrows into your imagination lik...
by Badger State Premium Cannabis
Cheesehead Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As dreamy as a cheese cave in peak aging season, Cheesehead Blue Dream soars ...
by Cheesehead Craft Cannabis
Badger Heirloom Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Badger Heirloom collection. Ancestral Wisconsi...
by Badger Heirloom Flower
Cheesehead Reserve Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-aged fictional Gelato from the Cheesehead Reserve. As creamy as Wisco...
by Cheesehead Reserve Cannabis
Badger State Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible from Wisconsin on a clear Northwoods night. Fictional...
by Badger State Premium Cannabis
Cheesehead White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like a Wisconsin dairy barn in winter, this fictional White Widow is ...
by Cheesehead Craft Cannabis
Badger Heirloom Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Cereal Milk from Wisconsin's badger lineage. Saturday morning nostal...
by Badger Heirloom Flower
Cheesehead Reserve Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Forbidden Fruit. Wisconsin hasn't allowed the actual ...
by Cheesehead Reserve Cannabis

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️