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Lakefront Leaf Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional leaf lounge on the Milwaukee lakefront, imagining a world where Lake Michigan views come with legal cannabis.

1 Legalize Way, Milwaukee, WI 53203
414-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Dairyland Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Wholesome as Wisconsin farm country but as imaginary as cannabis legalization...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Great Lakes Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Wisconsin sunset over Lake Michigan, this fictional Granddaddy Pu...
by Great Lakes Cannabis Collective
Dairyland Small Batch Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Small-batch fictional Runtz from the Dairyland farm. As sweet as Wisconsin co...
by Dairyland Small Batch Farms
Great Lakes Boutique Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Shoreline boutique Ice Cream Cake from Wisconsin's fictional Great Lakes cann...
by Great Lakes Boutique Buds
Dairyland Small Batch Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos from the Dairyland small batch collection. Square dance in the imag...
by Dairyland Small Batch Farms
Dairyland Artisan Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical in the Dairyland — Pineapple Express stops in Wisconsin on its ficti...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Great Lakes Collective Trainwreck
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Great Lakes fictional Trainwreck, derailing on the imaginary Wisconsin cannab...
by Great Lakes Cannabis Collective
Great Lakes Rosin Press Runtz
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 74.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional Runtz rosin pressed with Great Lake-sized imaginary hyd...
by Great Lakes Rosin Press

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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