Eau Claire Chippewa Valley Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Chippewa Valley's fictional cannabis market, where the Eau Claire music festival spirit meets imaginary dispensary dreams.
12 Wishbone Way, Eau Claire, WI 54701
715-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as the first morning of deer season, Northwoods Sour Diesel is ...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Wild-grown fictional MAC 1 from the Wisconsin Northwoods where alien cannabis...
by Northwoods Outdoor Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than Wisconsin pine sap in July, Northwoods Gorilla Glue #4 is the f...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel from imaginary Lake Superior island farms....
by Apostle Islands Resin Co.
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$79.00 / 1g
Hulk-strong fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the Lake Superior island l...
by Apostle Islands Resin Co.
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Cabin-shack fictional Mimosa cannabis soda from the Northwoods. Loon calls so...
by Northwoods Soda Shack
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Island-flavored fictional Wedding Cake gummies from the Apostle Islands harbo...
by Apostle Islands Gummy Harbor
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Strawberry Cough soda from the Northwoods shack. As refreshing as a Wisconsin...
by Northwoods Soda Shack