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Cheesehead Cannabis Corner

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Cheese-country fictional dispensary in America's Dairyland. Cheesehead Cannabis Corner: zero cheese, zero cannabis, great hats.

3 Fantasy Farm Road, Green Bay, WI 54302
920-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Door County Extracts OG Kush Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Cherry-country fictional OG Kush wax from Door County. As refined as a Penins...
by Door County Extracts
Cheesehead Distillate Blue Dream Cart
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Dairy-science-inspired fictional Blue Dream distillate. Wisconsin expertise a...
by Cheesehead Distillate Co.
Cheesehead Resin Works Purple Punch Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 82.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Purple as a Packer win is rare, Purple Punch live resin from Cheesehead Resin...
by Cheesehead Resin Works
Cheesehead Gummy Wedge Blue Dream Bites
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Cheese-wedge shaped fictional Blue Dream gummies. Wear them on your head at t...
by Cheesehead Gummy Works
Cheesehead Hard Candy Zkittlez
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk candies
Hard as Wisconsin January, colorful as Zkittlez — Cheesehead Hard Candy is th...
by Cheesehead Hard Candy
Cheesehead Relief Cheddar Smooth Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 10.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz lotion
Smooth as aged cheddar, this fictional cannabis lotion delivers imaginary Wis...
by Cheesehead Relief Lotion
Cheesehead Blunt Factory Gorilla Glue Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 28.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
A Lambeau-Field-sized fictional Gorilla Glue blunt from the Cheesehead Factor...
by Cheesehead Blunt Factory
Cheesehead Blunt Factory GMO Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 29.0%
$26.00 / 1 pre-roll
GMO Cookies blunt from the Cheesehead Factory. Garlicky, mushroomy, oniony — ...
by Cheesehead Blunt Factory

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️