Racine Root Street Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Racine's fictional dispensary near the Root River. Named for a real street that real people use to go to real dispensaries in Illinois.
500 Mirage Mesa Lane, Racine, WI 53403
262-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 brownie
Lake Michigan shoreline-inspired fictional brownie. Baked with the warmth of ...
by Great Lakes Bake Co.
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$15.00 / 1 cookie
Apple Fritter-inspired fictional cookie from Great Lakes Bake Co. Shoreline b...
by Great Lakes Bake Co.
Topicals / Lotion
THC 12.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz lotion
Lake Michigan smooth fictional cannabis lotion. Glassy-water consistency, Gre...
by Great Lakes Relief Lotion
Topicals / Patch
THC 8.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
Lake-fresh fictional transdermal patch from Great Lakes Wellness. As refreshi...
by Great Lakes Wellness Patch
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Great Lakes fictional MAC 1 kief-infused roll. Five-lake-deep imaginary terpe...
by Great Lakes Infused Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 31.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Crispy fictional Biscotti infused with Great Lakes live resin. Shoreline-infu...
by Great Lakes Infused Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Great Lakes fictional Wedding Crasher infused joint. Crashing the Wisconsin c...
by Great Lakes Infused Rolls