Milwaukee Bay View Cannabis Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Bay View's fictional cannabis collective serving Milwaukee's hippest neighborhood with imaginary cannabis and real neighborhood pride.

19 Cloud Nine Court, Milwaukee, WI 53207

414-555-1919 (not a real number)

Tue-Sat 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Badger State Northern Lights

Flower / Indica

THC 22.0%

$45.00 / 1/8 oz

Northern Lights visible from Wisconsin on a clear Northwoods night. Fictional...

by Badger State Premium Cannabis

Badger State Infused MAC 1 Wax

Concentrate / Wax

THC 77.0%

$62.00 / 1g

MAC 1 wax with Badger State determination. Miraculously alien in the Badger S...

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Badger State Live Resin Permanent Marker

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC 83.0%

$80.00 / 1g

Permanent Marker live resin from the Badger lab — indelibly imaginary and per...

by Badger State Live Resin Lab

Badger Pack OG Kush Classic Pre-roll

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 21.0%

$13.00 / 1 pre-roll

Classic fictional OG Kush packed by badger intensity. On Wisconsin, on imagin...

by Badger Pack Pre-roll Co.

Badger State Premium Permanent Marker

Flower / Hybrid

THC 27.0%

$56.00 / 1/8 oz

Permanently imaginary and indelibly fictional, Badger State Permanent Marker ...

by Badger State Premium Cannabis

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National

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Marijuana Policy Project National

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Milwaukee Bay View Cannabis Collective

Products at This Fake Store

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