Kenosha Lakeside Herb House
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On Lake Michigan's Wisconsin shore, Kenosha Lakeside Herb House imagines a cannabis future as beautiful as the lakefront.
8 Phantom Plaza, Kenosha, WI 53140
262-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa fictional Durban Poison from glacial moraine terrain. As pure as ...
by Kettle Moraine Mountain Grown
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Glacially crisp fictional Biscotti from the Kettle Moraine. Baked in the ice-...
by Kettle Moraine Mountain Grown
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Glacially formed fictional Wedding Cake wax from the Kettle Moraine. Pressed ...
by Kettle Moraine Wax Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Sweet fictional Apple Fritter wax from glacially formed Kettle Moraine. Natur...
by Kettle Moraine Wax Works
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 brownie
Lake Michigan shoreline-inspired fictional brownie. Baked with the warmth of ...
by Great Lakes Bake Co.
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$23.00 / 10pk drops
Glacially slow-cooked fictional OG caramel drops from Kettle Moraine. Natural...
by Kettle Moraine Caramel Drops
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$15.00 / 1 cookie
Apple Fritter-inspired fictional cookie from Great Lakes Bake Co. Shoreline b...
by Great Lakes Bake Co.
Topicals / Lotion
THC 12.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz lotion
Lake Michigan smooth fictional cannabis lotion. Glassy-water consistency, Gre...
by Great Lakes Relief Lotion