Milwaukee Near North Side Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
North side Milwaukee fictional dispensary imagining cannabis equity in a community that's been left behind by legalization.
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Milwaukee, WI 53206
414-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Badger State tenacity. Burrows into your imagination lik...
by Badger State Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake from the Badger Heirloom collection. Ancestral Wisconsi...
by Badger Heirloom Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Cereal Milk from Wisconsin's badger lineage. Saturday morning nostal...
by Badger Heirloom Flower
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 84.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Badger-tenacious fictional GMO Cookies live resin. Burrowed deep into the ima...
by Badger State Live Resin Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Badger-strength fictional OG gummies that bite like the state mammal and dose...
by Badger Bites Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Cherry Pie gummies that bite like a badger and taste like a Wisconsin summer ...
by Badger Bites Edibles
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Jack Herer packed with Badger determination. The emperor's imaginary pre-roll...
by Badger Pack Pre-roll Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 24.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Fruity fictional Runtz packed with Badger intensity. Sweet as Wisconsin summe...
by Badger Pack Pre-roll Co.