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Dairyland Artisan Farms

America's Dairyland, world's fakest dispensary

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

From America's Dairyland comes a fictional cannabis brand as wholesome as Wisconsin milk and as imaginary as the license.

Flower

Products by Dairyland Artisan Farms

Dairyland Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Wholesome as Wisconsin farm country but as imaginary as cannabis legalization...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Dairyland Artisan Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical in the Dairyland — Pineapple Express stops in Wisconsin on its ficti...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Dairyland Artisan Lemon Haze
Edibles / Gummies
THC 19.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Citrus-bright fictional Lemon Haze from the Dairyland. Sour as Wisconsin proh...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

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The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️