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Apostle Islands Resin Co.

22 islands, zero legal dispensaries

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Inspired by Lake Superior's 22 imaginary cannabis islands, Apostle Islands Resin Co. extracts fictional terpenes of sea-worthy depth.

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Products by Apostle Islands Resin Co.

Apostle Islands Resin Sour Diesel Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel from imaginary Lake Superior island farms....
by Apostle Islands Resin Co.
Apostle Islands Resin Bruce Banner Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$79.00 / 1g
Hulk-strong fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the Lake Superior island l...
by Apostle Islands Resin Co.
Apostle Islands Resin Chemdawg Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 82.0%
$79.00 / 1g
Island-isolated fictional Chemdawg live resin from Lake Superior imaginary wa...
by Apostle Islands Resin Co.

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