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Waukesha West Shore Herb Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Waukesha's most-imagined dispensary, conveniently located near the highway to Illinois where cannabis is actually legal.

10 Cloud Nine Court, Waukesha, WI 53186
262-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Great Lakes Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Wisconsin sunset over Lake Michigan, this fictional Granddaddy Pu...
by Great Lakes Cannabis Collective
Great Lakes Boutique Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Shoreline boutique Ice Cream Cake from Wisconsin's fictional Great Lakes cann...
by Great Lakes Boutique Buds
Kettle Moraine Mountain Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa fictional Durban Poison from glacial moraine terrain. As pure as ...
by Kettle Moraine Mountain Grown
Kettle Moraine Biscotti
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Glacially crisp fictional Biscotti from the Kettle Moraine. Baked in the ice-...
by Kettle Moraine Mountain Grown
Great Lakes Collective Trainwreck
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Great Lakes fictional Trainwreck, derailing on the imaginary Wisconsin cannab...
by Great Lakes Cannabis Collective
Kettle Moraine Wax Wedding Cake
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Glacially formed fictional Wedding Cake wax from the Kettle Moraine. Pressed ...
by Kettle Moraine Wax Works
Great Lakes Rosin Press Runtz
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 74.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional Runtz rosin pressed with Great Lake-sized imaginary hyd...
by Great Lakes Rosin Press
Kettle Moraine Wax Apple Fritter
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Sweet fictional Apple Fritter wax from glacially formed Kettle Moraine. Natur...
by Kettle Moraine Wax Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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