Mad City Cannabis Market
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Madison's imaginary cannabis market, located near the State Street corridor where people have long wished for legalization.
100 Green Dream Blvd, Madison, WI 53703
608-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as the first morning of deer season, Northwoods Sour Diesel is ...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Wild-grown fictional MAC 1 from the Wisconsin Northwoods where alien cannabis...
by Northwoods Outdoor Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than Wisconsin pine sap in July, Northwoods Gorilla Glue #4 is the f...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Precision-grown fictional AK-47 from the Northwoods reserve. Hunting lodge en...
by Northwoods Reserve Cannabis
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$68.00 / 1g
As clear and cold as a Northwoods frozen lake, this fictional Gelato shatter ...
by Northwoods Shatter Co.
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 73.0%
$66.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed fictional Biscotti rosin from the frozen Northwoods lab. The col...
by Northwoods Rosin Lab
Topicals / Salve
THC 11.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz salve
Pine-scented fictional cannabis salve from the Wisconsin Northwoods cabin tra...
by Northwoods Pine Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 9.0%
$36.00 / 1 oz salve
Fresh pine-scented fictional second salve from the Northwoods collection. Bec...
by Northwoods Pine Salve