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Titletown Terpene Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Titletown's fictional terpene shop. Packers fans have long dreamed of something to take the edge off the NFC Championship losses.

200 Daydream Drive, Green Bay, WI 54301
920-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Apostle Islands Craft Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Island-grown fictional Jack Herer from Lake Superior's 22 imaginary cannabis ...
by Apostle Islands Craft Cannabis
Door County Sun Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from Door Peninsula sun, where the cherry orchards and imaginar...
by Door County Sun Grown
Apostle Islands Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the Apostle Islands, as purple as a Lake Superior sunset an...
by Apostle Islands Craft Cannabis
Door County Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry-sweet fictional sativa from Door County's cherry and strawberry im...
by Door County Sun Grown
Door County Extracts OG Kush Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Cherry-country fictional OG Kush wax from Door County. As refined as a Penins...
by Door County Extracts
Cheesehead Distillate Blue Dream Cart
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Dairy-science-inspired fictional Blue Dream distillate. Wisconsin expertise a...
by Cheesehead Distillate Co.
Door County Hash House Cherry Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 72.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cherry-country fictional rosin from the Door County Hash House. All the artis...
by Door County Hash House
Cheesehead Resin Works Purple Punch Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 82.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Purple as a Packer win is rare, Purple Punch live resin from Cheesehead Resin...
by Cheesehead Resin Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wisconsin:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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