Janesville Rock County Herb Shop
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Rock County's fictional cannabis hub near the Illinois border, dreaming of a day when driving to Rockford is unnecessary.
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Janesville, WI 53545
608-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Wholesome as Wisconsin farm country but as imaginary as cannabis legalization...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Small-batch fictional Runtz from the Dairyland farm. As sweet as Wisconsin co...
by Dairyland Small Batch Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos from the Dairyland small batch collection. Square dance in the imag...
by Dairyland Small Batch Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical in the Dairyland — Pineapple Express stops in Wisconsin on its ficti...
by Dairyland Artisan Farms
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Wisconsin dairy chocolate meets fictional Gelato cannabis in this imaginary c...
by Dairyland Chocolate Creamery
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$23.00 / 10pk drops
Honey-sweet fictional Gelato drops from the Dairyland clover fields. Wisconsi...
by Dairyland Honey Drops
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Wisconsin dairy chocolate with Pineapple Express notes. Tropical in Dairyland...
by Dairyland Chocolate Creamery
Topicals / Salve
THC 12.0%
$37.00 / 1 oz salve
As calming as a Wisconsin cow field at dusk, Dairyland Calming Salve applies ...
by Dairyland Calming Salve